Most crypto projects try to fix a problem. We decided to monetize one.
There is a growing global economy of tipping, simping, emotional labor, and parasocial relationships. Billions are spent on validation that disappears after a “ty” emoji. $SIMP doesn’t aim to stop it — it aims to tokenize it, reward it, and laugh about it on X.
If Bitcoin is digital gold,
then $SIMP is digital heartbreak.
Because it’s fast, cheap, and degens love it.
We don’t want gas fees getting in the way of emotional bankruptcy.
We designed our tokenomics to reflect the emotional structure of the average $SIMP holder: irrational, chaotic, but somehow balanced.
Price floor: whatever the last holder is willing to accept after being ghosted.
The Decentralized Simping Protocol governs how $SimpDrops are distributed weekly:
Step 1:
$SIMP holders comment “Queen 👑” on selected partner X (Twitter) accounts.
Step 2:
Holders lock their SIMP for 7 days minimum to be eligible for voting.
Step 3:
DAO votes weekly on which “Queen” gets the airdrop.
The Queen gets paid. You get ignored.
We believe this is the most democratic simping system in the history of Web3.
We track every wallet’s emotional behavior through our SimpScore.
Metrics include:
The higher your score, the more access you unlock:
Our token-gated merch store unlocks by the end of August 2025.
Users will be able to purchase their favourite merch using $SIMP coins.
Based on SimpScore tiers, users will have access to special merch.
$SIMP has no intrinsic value.
It is not backed by a central bank, real-world assets, or emotional maturity.
This token is designed for entertainment, satire, and shared digital heartbreak.
Any resemblance to actual coins or real relationships is purely coincidental.
$SIMP isn’t here to change the world.
It’s here to help us laugh through the pain of trying to.
If you’ve ever:
– Tipped someone online you’ll never meet
– Bought a coin because the mascot was cute
– Held through a 98% drop because “maybe it’ll bounce”
Then $SIMP is your tribe.